Mr. Game and Sweat Reviews: Saints Row: The Third

Welcome back to Mr. Game and Sweat! Today, we’re tackling “Saints Row: The Third,”. Let’s break it down according to our key criteria: gameplay engagement, treadmill and bike compatibility, and computer requirements.

Gameplay

Saints Row: The Third - Game Review

Saints Row: The Third is a flamboyant open-world action-adventure game that takes the chaotic and over-the-top feel of the franchise to new heights. With its blend of humor, crime-themed shenanigans, and outrageous missions, it allows players to unleash their inner gangster while exploring the fictional city of Steelport. So, how does this game fare for those who want to combine their gaming habits with workouts on a treadmill or bike? Let’s break it down.

Gameplay

The gameplay in Saints Row: The Third is as engaging and bombastic as it gets. You’ll find yourself engaging in a plethora of missions, from insane vehicular combat to glorious heists. While the quests often draw you into frenetic action, they can be punctuated by occasional cutscenes that may momentarily divert your attention. However, the frequent bursts of activity, coupled with its goofy tone, keep you entertained and invigorated. Importantly, there’s a constant sense of momentum thanks to the diverse mission structure, which is great for maintaining your focus while exercising. Therefore, for those who might be worried about zoning out during long cutscenes, Saints Row doesn’t overstay its welcome.

Category Score: 2.5 out of 3

Treadmill and Bike Compatibility

Saints Row: The Third is compatible with standard controllers, which is a blessing for those looking to fit gaming into their workout routine. The controls are straightforward enough for players to engage without needing too much precision or twitch reflex, making it suitable for less strenuous exercise activities. There’s just enough action to keep your heart rate elevated without compromising your ability to keep your rhythm on a treadmill or bike. However, the game does require a some degree of coordination during vehicular missions and while using certain weapons, so be prepared for some adjustments while you’re on the move.

Category Score: 2 out of 3

Computer Requirements

While Saints Row: The Third doesn’t set any extreme technical requirements, its performance demands can vary based on the settings you choose to play on. To enjoy smooth gameplay at higher resolutions, a mid-range gaming PC is recommended, but it should easily run on most setups from the last decade. If you’re planning on playing while multitasking on a treadmill or bike, ensure your machine can handle the load without stuttering, as lag can easily ruin your workout vibe.

Category Score: 2.5 out of 3

Conclusion and Score

In summary, Saints Row: The Third stands out as an excellent choice for gamers looking to add an exciting twist to their exercise sessions. Its vibrant gameplay, accessibility through controllers, and manageable computer requirements make it a fitting candidate for those using a treadmill or bike. Though there are minor distractions with cutscenes and some mission maneuvers requiring coordination, the lively atmosphere keeps you engaged rather than disengaged.

Overall Score: 2.33 out of 3

In conclusion, lace up those running shoes or hop on that bike, and prepare for a wild ride with Saints Row: The Third, where chaotic fun meets a great workout!


Mr. Game and Sweat Reviews: Saints Row: The Third - By Taylor Dorsett

Taylor
Taylor Author and founder of Mr. Game and Sweat. He can be found running on a treadmill with an xbox controller in hand playing Balatro most days of the week